Golfing Incident you have to love.
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf.
He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with
all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out.
All day long he complained: About the heat about the other people, about
how long it's taken.......
There on the 9th green when suddenly he collapses from a heart attack.
"Help me," he groans to his wife.
The wife calls 9-1-1 on her Cell phone, talks for a few minutes,
picks up her putter and lines up her putt.
Her husband raises his head off the green and stared at her.
"I'm dying over here, and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the wife calmly. "they found a doctor
on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it takes for him to get here?" her asks feebly.
No time at all ,says his wife.
Everybody already agreed to let him play through."
Love Golf, reading,